seintology

Seintology is a body of beliefs and related practices created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Seintology teaches that people are mean, superficial, greedy and they lack of empathy. The motto of Seintology is created by Julia-Loius Dreyfuss as "no hugging, no learning"

Since I watched the entire Seinfeld series, I feel like a member of seintology

by divadeiwob October 4, 2013

Scientologized

full of lies that serve the interests of the Cult of Scientology, or Full of FAIL, also Full of Battletoads.

Tom Cruise has become Scientologized.

by There are no girls on the internet May 13, 2008

Spentology

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent

Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"

by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008

Scientologist

A person that jumps out of an airplane without a parachute and believes he is accomplishing something.

I hardly knew that scientologist.
He should have waited until we took off.

by dUMBELLS November 20, 2006

scientologest

A very stupid person, known for believing in ridiculous fairy tales. If a Scientologest, piece of moss, and a boulder had a "who's the stupidest" contest, the Scientologest would be the one too stupid to figure out the rules. Scientologests don't even know how to spell Scientologist correctly, that's how stupid they are.

My pit bull attacked a Scientologest. Everybody rejoiced.

by CaptCrunchKilledTheTrixRabbit June 14, 2014

Silentology

The art and science of suppressing the audible parts of a fart.

"Dude, I have had really bad gas all night!"
"Wow, I haven't heard you fart once, you must be practicing silentology"

"I am a well practiced silentologist"

by fishless12 October 26, 2014

scientologist stew

another term for clam chowder.

Derived from a scientologist's belief that humankind comes from clams.

customer: What specials do you have tonight?

waitress: The Thursday special is scientologist stew.

by sarahsarah April 12, 2008