Mundial Retardinho Soccer

The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.

My application to Mundial Retardinho Soccer was accepted after I asserted that 2+2=5.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp August 25, 2020

Golden Retriever Boy

A very friendly, happy, energetic dude that is always going.

He's a golden retriever boy, he never stops moving.

by G4374 March 28, 2023

retardmin

Someone whome constant makes mistakes while being in charge of a Server.

Oh you retardmin, you just formatted the hard drive we needed.

or

The network manager is a retardmin hes thinks he is great but really he is utterly useless

by Robert "RaideR" Baxter February 12, 2008

Retardify

To break down an explanation to common terms so that a simpleton can understand it more clearly.

Since you clearly don't understand this let me retardify it for you.

by 2_Fabulous October 2, 2009

Retha

1. The most wonderful person, ever!"Shes practically perfect in every way". She puts the laughter in slaughter.
2. the bee's knees

Man 1."Excuse me sir, I couldn't help but notice that you have a goddess on your arm. Whats her name?"
Man 2."Her name in Retha."
Man 1."Wow I'm Jealous."
Man 3."We're Guards"
Man 4."we're Guards" See also goddess

by mrednigo October 15, 2008

Retreating Glacier

A post coital condition occurring to a woman, when ejaculated semen through breast copulation pools in the indentation at the base of the neck, followed by the woman transitioning from a laying down position to an upright position; causing the ejaculate to slowly flow down the upper breast, receding from the indentation.

I tell you what Al, I think global warming is for real... I gave your mom a retreating glacier last night

by Bang-C February 24, 2011

Retro Hipster

A person like a hipster but is behind the curve. Their interests were once hipster, then mainstream, and have now faded away from popularity.

Sophie's listening to Rage Against the Machine
Wow that's so Retro Hipster

by Airhead3333 March 1, 2015