A show in which a man named Adam Connover ruins everything you knew about the world. Examples include: divorce, history, exercise, sex, etc. Recently he has done an animated series called adam ruins history.
Adam: "Hi, i'm Adam Connover, and this is Adam ruins everything"
Literally any other person around him: "Oh god..."
Literally any other person around him: "Oh god..."
by SomeguywhohatesCheetoprez May 31, 2018
Get the adam ruins everything mug.1...someone who continually shits their pants to the point they just wear none, and only wear diapers.
2...a person who goes insane, and the only thing they can think of doing at the time is shit themselves, therefore ruining thier pants, and underwear.
3...a vandal who goes into expensive stores and tries on all of the white pants, and leaves big brown stains in all the asses, in effect ruining them.
4...when in battle, shitting in your BDU's and calling for a medic to come and change them for you so you can keep fighting on, and killing people, not wasting time worrying about clean pants, that's the Medic's job.
2...a person who goes insane, and the only thing they can think of doing at the time is shit themselves, therefore ruining thier pants, and underwear.
3...a vandal who goes into expensive stores and tries on all of the white pants, and leaves big brown stains in all the asses, in effect ruining them.
4...when in battle, shitting in your BDU's and calling for a medic to come and change them for you so you can keep fighting on, and killing people, not wasting time worrying about clean pants, that's the Medic's job.
Blap is such a Pants Ruiner, he dosn't even come out of the house anymore, and just lines his walls with plastic.
Wang lost his wife and kids to a stampede of Yetti, so when he found out he was a true Pants Ruiner due to the shock of losing his whole family.
Let's go out Pants Ruining tonight, and show those motherfukers who is the real boss.
Specialist Chris Shupe is the greatest Pants Ruiner in the Army, he killed twelve Arabs all while getting his pants changed, what a bad-ass motherfuker.
Wang lost his wife and kids to a stampede of Yetti, so when he found out he was a true Pants Ruiner due to the shock of losing his whole family.
Let's go out Pants Ruining tonight, and show those motherfukers who is the real boss.
Specialist Chris Shupe is the greatest Pants Ruiner in the Army, he killed twelve Arabs all while getting his pants changed, what a bad-ass motherfuker.
by Blip Rogers September 23, 2007
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by Chimaera December 6, 2003
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Get the ruin your shit mug.When your masturbating and you reach the point of no return and suddenly stop and remove any contact with the penis. The penis ejaculates but it is only a quarter of the feeling a normal orgasm is.
by Callum6969 May 12, 2009
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Get the ruin our friendship mug.A group of retarded parents that started a retarded group just because they think a 13 year old can't handle rated M games. One day, Bungie, Rockstar, and IGN will sue them all together for ruining their games. They even changed the rating of Oblivion from T to M. They must be murdered.
16 year old: hi can I buy this game?
clerk: are you 17?
16 year old: no, but I'm only 1 minute away from getting 17.
clerk: I'm sorry but only 17 year olds can buy this game. ESRB said so.
16 year old: FUCK ESRB! (takes flamethrower and burns all members of Entertainment software ruining bitches).
clerk: are you 17?
16 year old: no, but I'm only 1 minute away from getting 17.
clerk: I'm sorry but only 17 year olds can buy this game. ESRB said so.
16 year old: FUCK ESRB! (takes flamethrower and burns all members of Entertainment software ruining bitches).
by Coomberta March 16, 2009
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