ROFLMAOKCAB

Rolling,On,Floor,Laughing,My,Ass,Off,Kicking,Cats,And,Babies, a term coined online for laughing at a joke made by a close friend that will one day result in an amazing nickname, inside joke, or story.

Joe: What if I started calling you (hooliganvonhooliganberg), and then i told your work that was your new name, they would be like HOOLIGANVONHOOLIGANBERG, WTF, WE USED THREE NAME TAGS TO DO THIS NAME, GET OUT OF OUR STORE NOW!!

Steve:ROFLMAOKCAB

Jack: BILL LOOKS AT GAY (pr0nz)

Joey: Dude, ROFLMAOKCAB

by sprinkles7897 December 6, 2009

roflbaby

when two friends are rofling until the point of intoxication, and then decide to go at it, rolfing the whole way. nine months later, the roflbaby is born. usually grow up and linger in online chat rooms, blogs and speak fluent chatspeak.

Bobby: ROFLMAOPWNAGELOL
Daria: HAHAHLMAOLOLBBQROFLCOPTER
Bobby: damn, i feel high.
Daria: want to have sex?
Bobby: sure.

9 months later, they are in possession of a roflbaby.

by jude Polly Zephyr Wainwright January 1, 2010

ROFLPMP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing (while) Peeing My Pants.

Girl1: Did you see that HILARIOUS show last night?

Girl2: Yeah, it had me ROFLPMP!

by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010

Rofiqul

Rofiqul is a sexy, strong and handsome man. You will love him forever. His body is to die for. He will love you and treat you like his princess. He has a fantastic personality.

If you find a rofiqul never lose him.

by Lucas sucre December 10, 2018

Rofltoast

Having your wife's boyfriend feed you warm toast with his cum spread on it after he fucks her.

Did you hear that Devon fed Jordan some rofltoast last week?

by Grotesque Guardian March 16, 2021

rofPing

When you load up a video game with no intention of playing it. Sitting in the menu screen is ideal.

Also known as "Raffing".

Bro, I was rofPing all night yesterday. I got nothing accomplished, but other people thought I was playing.

by The Sussinator July 24, 2021

ROFLstomp

To dominate someone to the point of embarrassment and shame, usually in a videogame. Derived from the popular acronym ROFL meaning extreme laughter and Stomp meaning an epic asswhupping.

"Dude, Evan totally just totally ROFLstomped that poor kid at Guitar Hero"

"Did those n00bs really just challenge us? They're in for the ROFLstomping of a liftime!"

by xHOBOCOREx May 3, 2008