roadmat

The phenomenon that develops after a man takes a long drive on vinyl seats without A/C or any other taint sweat inducing activity in which the scrotum becomes firmly adhered to one's crotch.

Hey man how was your trip to New Orleans?

It would've been great but my roadmat was soaking through my shorts!

by Qsamma August 20, 2013

roadsman

A man who drives for a living usually big rigs and other trucks. The roadsman sleeps at truck stops and eats beef jerky, potato chips, and drinks soda or coffee while on the road. Also the roadsman is know for wearing his novelty hats and having decals on the truck.

Robbie is a great roadsman!

by Mr. Robotron June 27, 2017

RADMAN

An alpha male archtype; a man possessing a combination of brilliant intelect, wit, greek god looks, ambition, drive, a commanding dominant personality, very large genitals and an instatiable sexual appetite

Deep down in the parts of their minds they don't want to admit to themselves every woman wants to be possessed by a RADMAN

by RADMAN February 3, 2004

roadmap

when you lift weights and you get crazy viens stickin' out all over your arms, legs, head/neck, chest, etc.

Jeremiah: "Holy shit! whats on your arms?!"
Joseph: "Haha man, i was just doin' some curls and the roadmap came out."

by treesitter January 9, 2010

roadhand

n. The act of giving someone driving a motor vehicle a handjob.

Juwann almost ran into a tree on the windy road because he was getting roadhand from Candice.

by Anatole Bofa July 4, 2004

Riders of Roadhan

Getting a hand-job while driving your car

That chick was showing me the riders of roadhan by the third stop-light

by Rothsc January 4, 2008

roadmonkey

A curious individual who finds joy in exploring the unknown, breaking a few rules & working hard to create positive change for people in need.

There aren't many travelers as resillent, creative and thoughtful as she is; she's a real roadmonkey.

by wanderlost November 27, 2011