rim burner

A fire burning sensation from the deepest depths of hell that feasts on your asshole, different theories for causes include, poor wiping, foods that spawn a hellacious shit,or in some cases even over wipeage

yoouch, i shouldnt have ate that other double decker with hot sauce , i got one hell of a rim burner : /

by Derek April 29, 2004

rim cheese

The build up of dead skin caused by being unclean and not washing the rim of the penis. Has a look of cottage cheese but with the smell of a two week dead old badger.

You can tell if a gentleman's 'Rim Cheese' is getting out of hand by the way he will scratch the area in an unmanly manner. The resulting effect of this, will be a further build up of the 'Cheese'

The only cure for the build up of 'Rim Cheese' is to fully wash the penis in warm soapy water.

A drunk tramp who has passed out drinking too much cider is a great opportunity to get yourself acquainted with 'Rim Cheese' if you haven't seen it before. Although make sure he is asleep as many a 'Rim Cheese' collector has fallen victim to the embarrassing ranting of an ungodly fallen fellow with his pants around his ankles.

Bob Gobbles - Rim Cheese collector

'My God man Never have I seen a Rim so full of cheese'

by Mark Guest June 10, 2007

RIM DIVING

The act of pulling the penis out of an asshole and repeatedly plunging back in while it's still gaping open.

oh yea baby.....! I love how you make my ass whistle when you rim dive me.

Retired porn stars are good for rim diving.

by maviday January 23, 2011

skim and rim

where your cock is so tiny that all you can do is rub and roll around the vag

his cock is so tiny all he can do is skim and rim

by jackfd3 December 14, 2020

chelsea rims

when your car is on cinderblocks because local hoodlums stole your tires

"yo, dawg my whip got jacked for it's tires last night."
"damn they put your shit on chelsea rims."

by skitlz January 5, 2010

rim whale

a turd so large it lay up out of the water in the toilet bowl

" i had to crap so bad, i dumped a rim whale"

by colonel angus May 31, 2014

Salting the rim

Snorting cocaine around another persons asshole

There wasn't a table to do lines so I resorted to salting the rim of my girls asshole

by Chowfredo September 25, 2014