Quaker Pie

The act of eating oatmeal out of a woman's vagina.

Yeah, I brought her home and had some sweet Quaker Pie.

by Bingo1 March 2, 2011

Quaker bake and puke

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.

"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."

by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013

Quaker Thuggery

The act of using trickery or other underhanded means to achieve ones goal(s) or agenda without a physical confrontation or altercation.

Timmy wanted to get the menu changed at his school and used good ol' fashioned Quaker Thuggery to get it done.

by SuperNixon505 November 21, 2019

Quaker Oats stocks

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related

Would you like to invest in Quaker oats stocks.

by Thequakerguy November 15, 2021

quick quacketty

An expression of revulsion at the readiness of some people to support pseudo-medicines like homeopathy or ayurvedic therapy, or pseudoscience generally.

She spent four hundred quid on vials of sugar water last weekend? Aww, quick quacketty!

by Fearman September 27, 2007

the quackening

An event, get together or party that does not actually exist and you’re just making stuff up to mess with your family, friends and co-workers

Yeah sorry I can’t come into work today, I have to go to the quackening.

by Define”Incorrectly” January 12, 2019

Quaker Fuck

To, as forcefully and powerfully as you can, thrust into a gal's vagina, causing an instantaneous orgasm, and by doing so, gettin her knocked up.

Quaker Fuckin, man, those Quakers got the right idea. It's like BOOM, ya pregnant.

by AGENT XTRIZZLE November 14, 2006