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Preemptive

An adjective describing any unquestionably stupid action.
The U.S. invasion of Iraq was preemptive.

I thought it was preemptive when Jordan lost his passport in the Moscow airport.
by E.F. April 7, 2007
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Preep

Preep: Verb. To creep someone on Social Media prior to a first meeting in order to gain intelligence; To prep by creeping on social media ahead of time. Synonym: Prepare, Reconnaissance
I'm preeping this girl I'm going out with Friday.

Hey, preep her first before you actually hang out. See if she knows anyone you know.
by JpBadd August 27, 2011
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Preejekt

Preejekt means whatever I preejekt it to mean.
I preejekt that you are preejekting a bit to much.
by Bobo The Goat August 1, 2003
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Preem

To preem is the act of being so horny that you precum.

The more litteral sense of cumming your pants.

Nobody cums their pants unless they are on a Tokyo Subway but you would totally preem yourself over the girl across the road.
Chris: Look at Morgans ex over there flirting with Katie.
Paul: Yeah, he's preem'n.
by Arpaburch Cup January 17, 2011
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Preemptive Flush

Verb

To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.

Generally done if one is in a hurry.

Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
Preemptive Flush Example:
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
by cr101 December 6, 2009
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preeej

When a cute, smart, intelligent girl tries to say 'please' (to her tall, dark, handsome bf) but wants to be extra cute by saying it like a wittle baby.
by MEEBZ4LYF September 1, 2010
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Preenbooking

In the same way as one may preen their hair/nails/etc before meeting someone new that stands as a potential future mate...

Preenbooking is the same, but for ones' facebook page.

I.e, before adding a fittie, one would change their profile picture to the most flattering. Delete any savage recent photo tags, and remove any unwanted comments or "farmville" crap.
"Ahh did you see that chick dude?!"
"Yeah bru, shes the principles daughter!"
"Sweeeett"
"Yeah im gonna add her on facebook, get the groundwork in"
"Boos! Dont forget your preenbooking!
by heytherejesse March 19, 2011
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