penius

a genius about random penis facts

Todd is such a penius, I never knew so much about penises until I talked with him.

by Humbero Bumberto February 24, 2008

punisher

Variation in giving the middle finger/flipping the bird, by bringing your middle finger down and the rest of your fingers remain extended. This hand gesture is used when someone doesn't deserve just one finger (fuck you); they need to get fucked "once in the pink, twice as much in the stink."

When driving in traffic, and someone is being a total dick on the road, instead of flipping them off, give'em the punisher

by mako300 May 9, 2006

2-inch punisher

a guy with a 2-inch penis, however he can finish the job with hard thrusts and intimidating behavior

timmy: “come bang.”
girl in group chat with two friends: “why he think I want this 2-inch punisher???”

by lexijanie27 January 14, 2018

Punisher

A person dedicated to vigilante work because of a devistating event that happened in their life.

Marks wife was shot and killed so now he's a Punisher

by MR.jsa December 28, 2005

Punist

A punist is somebody who does puns for a living
A Professional Punist is that.
Now you now.

He is such a Punist, goes on and on bout his puns

by P.I.P.B. September 30, 2015

Punister

1. n. One who has mastered the art of making puns at any/ every given opportunity; ideally with the goal of an eliciting an eyeroll in conjunction with some form of reciprocal laughter from the witness.
2. n. One who laughs at their own puns-even if they are the only one...

"Sometimes that punister comes off as offensive"- from an anonymous millennial.

by Chevalnoir85 August 23, 2018

Penius

When a man does something hella stupid in an attempt to impress a hot girl.

I can’t believe he thought making out with your best friend would make you want to date him... such a penius move!

“Dude, you’re such a penius!”

by JK/AW March 15, 2019