Penius

When a man does something hella stupid in an attempt to impress a hot girl.

I can’t believe he thought making out with your best friend would make you want to date him... such a penius move!

“Dude, you’re such a penius!”

by JK/AW March 15, 2019

Penius

Pure Genius

That was a great idea! It was Penius!

by WV25890 March 06, 2009

Penius

Someone who believes they are a genius but really they're just a penis. A smart-ass.

Aren't you a penius. Wow, what a penius. Thanks a lot penius.

by ffry444 May 15, 2013

penius

penis + genius
1. Extraordinary male sexual prowess.
2. A male who exhibits such prowess.

"John Holmes and Casanova were men of penius."

"Hillary was overheard uttering that Bill, although a great politician, was nothing more than a penius wannabe."

by CorradoGong June 24, 2009

penius

a guy who is incredibly intelligent, but also kind of a dick

Manders found the cure for cancer, but then he called my mom a slut. He's such a penius.

by Rosseus July 27, 2008

penius

A penis which is more intelligent than it's owner.

1. "I was about to hook up with this fifteen year old girl, but my penius wouldn't get hard."
2. Man #1 - "Dude, I had major whiskey dick last night"
Man #2 - "Naw bro, your penius saved your ass - that chick was a straight troll."

Man #1 - "Thanks penius!"

by Spiral Dancer December 21, 2014

penius

very smart person who is a dick.

Steve Jobs, from what Ive heard, sounds like a total penius.

by blozzy September 14, 2013