Pinky Promise

This is a promise made between very close friends and if it isn't kept all hope for furthuring your friednship to the future I LOST DEAD BURIED GONE!
You both lock your little fingers together and say "Pinky Promise", me and a ex did this and we split so erm it proves that its true yeah! because the promise wasn't kept and we don't see each other anymore!

Chris:"I will save you a double lolly!"
Kat: "Pinky Promise?"
Chris: "Pinky Promise!"
*Chris eats a whole bag of Double Lollie's and forgets about Kat, therefore Kat forgets about Chris...COMPLETLEY! lol*

by Trinkbar_Trina March 30, 2005

sailors promise

when you're trying to make a promise youre not really gonna keep.

I wont smoke weed tonight, sailors promise. (but really im gonna smoke weed)

by Andrienne press green January 2, 2009

profiteroleing

The sexual act of a man rubbing his Faeces on his scrotum and a woman licking it off

In a porn film the couple were profiteroleing, that was nasty

by tiffy13 June 27, 2010

Promisorry Note

Not to be confused with Promissory Note. This is a medium to apologize for a promise that was not fulfilled. Usually implies a renewed promise to deliver.

I was waiting for a promised "Word of the Week", but it never came, now you owe me a Promisorry Note promising to deliver the Word of the Week and that you are truly sorry.

by ec_rod May 20, 2010

Profiterorgasm

The strange, orgasm like noise you make when you're eating profiteroles. Don't deny it, we all make them.

Ooh, thankyou for the profiteroles!! OHHHHHH OHHH MY GOD THAT'S SOOOOO GOOD!! GGRAAAAAH"
And there you have a Profiterorgasm.

by Hullo there April 13, 2011

Primitive rock thrower

People who show up to destroy any new ideas with their primitive ideas.

Don't invite Steve to this meeting. You know he is a primitive rock thrower.

by smiguel April 3, 2015

profit maximization

racking in hella guap on a real one

"Daaaaaaamn! You done finessed him good on that gram right quick! That's some profit maximization on baby!"

by sillybillbilly September 27, 2019