When you are on your bed beating your cock so hard that your cum unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.
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“what’s your family name? “Pomakov” “Well that’s weird I never heard of such a name witch Is awesome !”
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Pulled It Out Of My Ass - used in university or high school assignments when referencing statistics where you don't have an accurate source, usually followed by an institute of sorts i.e. "PIOMA Institute of Statistics" or "Pioma Institute of Health and Science" for example.
Used when you have a fantastic point or a very solid assumption and absolutely no data to back it up, it sounds professional and serious enough that it will not be questioned.
Used when you have a fantastic point or a very solid assumption and absolutely no data to back it up, it sounds professional and serious enough that it will not be questioned.
"65% of statistics are made up on spot" - Source: PIOMA Institute of Statistics.
"7/10 ankle injuries occur because of poorly fitting footwear" - Source: PIOMA Institute of Sports Statistics
"According to the PIOMA Institute of Health and Science, carrots are 6 times healthier than apples "
"7/10 ankle injuries occur because of poorly fitting footwear" - Source: PIOMA Institute of Sports Statistics
"According to the PIOMA Institute of Health and Science, carrots are 6 times healthier than apples "
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Miss Angela giving OPTIONAL extra lessons but is actually hella compulsory. Is this the Premala Effect?
by Lorelaiby July 29, 2020
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by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021
Get the Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law mug.Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.
Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?
Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.
Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.
by Fireball D May 7, 2009
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asian kid: OH MY GOSH! wanna go to promaranian mall they just opened artitzia!
white kid: it's Promanade mall you loser and aritzia you probably can't even afford anything there.
white kid: it's Promanade mall you loser and aritzia you probably can't even afford anything there.
by betting--on--alice March 19, 2009
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