Porch Dyke

A lesbian with absolutely no social life. Which is why she is a lesbian in the first place. She stays home i.e. the "porch" and dyke's herself out to whoever comes over.

Rachel: "Hey where's Dani?"
Megan: "What? You know that porch dyke doesn't hang out with us anymore."
Rachel: "Oh yeah."

by Jay-Rome October 25, 2006

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Hopped off the porch

The day your innocence was lost, when you started conducting yourself as an adult. The point in time when you go from child, to adult. More examples would be having sex, getting high, and breaking the law. Popped your cherry.

I was 14 years old the day I hopped off the porch. That was the first time I smashed a hoe.

by FL_MEX_FTW March 24, 2021

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porchcore

genre of music. in reference to artists that you could envision playing on the front porch as opposed to their garage or a smoky bar. involving acoustic guitar, perhaps banjo, or slide guitar and vocals.

not hard enough to be hardcore, not pornographic enough to be considered softcore....

*please do not confuse porchcore with country music.

Jack Johnson's music is porchcore.

by carolinagirl September 29, 2007

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porch climb

a mixture of vodka, beer, and lemon extract. Sounds really gross but tastes amazing and gets you drunk really, really, REALLY fast. great for football team parties and drinking games such as thumper, beer pong, flip cup, etc.

"Hey, that was an awesome porch climb last night"

"yeah I know, I was gone after 2 cups1"

by Vixen JoJo November 23, 2009

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Porch Crawler

A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.

Brian: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?

Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawler. It's $10 a piece - you in?

Brian: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.

Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawler or something?

by TheDarkness420 January 22, 2010

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