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by mason’s eggs April 17, 2022

little pinto bean

a little beca

grants little pinto bean

by dodibluntcuh October 21, 2010

Pinto-dweller

One whose home is a Ford Pinto.

My uncle Joe is a mortgageless, narcoleptic, ghetto-bitch Pinto-dweller.

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Pinto

1. A Spick
2. A Mexican without a job who just cruises around in his dunebuggy all day yelling at other assholes like himself and attractive women, whom he has no chance whatsoever of getting with.

Oh Shit, who invited Luis? We might as well call him Pinto. He should get off his lazy ass and get a job.

by Koontzy Baby December 28, 2005

pantropical

describing someone whom you find absolutely delicious

The new kids's definitely pantropical

by Teekadilly March 23, 2011

Pintrest Envy

The feeling a husband feels after his wife says she's too tired for sex, but then she stays up late posting to Pintrest.

Mike: Why did you come to bed so late?
Sally: I was on Pintrest until 2:00 am
Mike: But you said you wanted to go to bed early because you were so exhausted?
Sally: I think you have Pintrest Envy.

by Phil A. Buster May 31, 2013

Pintrag

A word used when you want to describe someone who you think deserves a slap in the face with a rag. However, there is a twist. The twist is that you first ejaculate into your hand and sniff it. Proceed to gently place the gorgeous semen into a pint sized cup. Once this cup is filled up to the brim, you must place the rag into cum-filled cup and wait 4 minutes and 16 seconds. Once the time is up, the rag is ready for a good slappin’!

Dude 1: Hey! Did you hear about what Jimmy did last night?
Dude 2: Yeah! Such a dick move on his part.
Dude 1: I know! He's such a pintrag.
Dude 2: Wicked!

by All Hail King Mathyall May 12, 2014