Perkilate

To think about for a long period of time. To ponder about life.

Mike: Your very smart, but perkilate your thoughts.
Robert: It's very hard to start perkilating.
Mike: Just ponder your mind.

by Client Eastwood January 12, 2011

Perkins Moment

After telling a joke or trying to be funny, and no one laughs.

Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*

Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.

by ThatChick? July 15, 2011

Permitler

The little Nazi weasels at the city who make you get a permit for everything from washing your car to fixing your sidewalk.

They let 10,000 morons illegally block all of downtown at Occupy Portland, but if I want to repair my own sidewalk I have to pay off some little Permitler.

by zombies8 October 8, 2011

peritilery

Noun
1. A scrubby noob
2. Someone who pees in their pants.

Omg, you are such a peritilery

by iamapoppernun November 16, 2012

Perito

Synonym of Luis.

A spanish macho with dark hair and eyes. The most honest and respectful guy. Every girl's dream boyfriend. Usually difficult to understand and emotional at times.

Inexplicably Peritos have a big inclination to fall in love with Andras which has no scientific explanation yet but was empirically tested.

Andra has a crush on Perito.

Perito is so good-looking.

by Saddartha April 13, 2017

Peritated

When a female is on her period and extremely irritated.

Marissa was peritated at Adam so she tore his face off.

by AdorkableMenace September 27, 2017

Perkins'ed

When you cleverly and humorously pen a catchy new phrase and a fellow jeeper steals it from you.

I was talking to Jeff about how I got middlebyed on my last trip to Burris Valley, and he liked that term so much, that he Perkins'ed me and began using it himself.

by #bluetoothdriveshaft March 2, 2018