Middlebyed

When you drive 8 or more hours for a weekend for jeeping and break with in the first 20 minutes that can not be fixed.

Eric went all the way to Burris Valley Ranch from Springfield, mo, just to be Middlebyed.

by GenRight Jeff March 1, 2018

middlebeard

n: phase of beard growth that exists between stubble and full beard. marked for patchy appearance and itchy texture.

1: shave, you look like a homeless rodent.
2: naw man, give it two weeks, this is just middlebeard.

by sw8rkid July 7, 2009

#middleagedoaktree

Codeword for when you are out in public with your friends and you see a DILF (Dad I'd Love to Fuck) so that the rest of the public aren't aware that's what you are talking about. Used mostly by Melbournians.

"LOOK AT HIM!!!!! #MIDDLEAGEDOAKTREE"

by maslin July 11, 2023

middlebeck

Gay little bitch boy that can't sink a cone.

Your such a middlebeck

by Tttttthgzvvnnfdv July 5, 2021