Penchnaldo sometimes known as "Cristiano Ronaldo" is a Portuguese professional football player (or as Americans like to call it "soccer") who likes to ghost in big games, be benched, and scored penalties. He has no other aspects to his game but those. He was good for a couple of years but Messi has always been better than him.
by so cool messi is better February 24, 2023
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Penchnaldog fanboys usually say the weirdest things like he has better abs, or better on instagram, or even a better girlfriend.
Penchnaldog fanboys usually say the weirdest things like he has better abs, or better on instagram, or even a better girlfriend.
by so cool messi is better February 24, 2023
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Dude2: I just put 'Pancho for president' on the paper and submitted it.
Dude1: But he wasn't on the ballots...
Dude2: Yeah, i know!
Dude2: I just put 'Pancho for president' on the paper and submitted it.
Dude1: But he wasn't on the ballots...
Dude2: Yeah, i know!
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The term takes its inspiration from the likeness seen in the peach to the female genitalia.
Use your imagination.
The term takes its inspiration from the likeness seen in the peach to the female genitalia.
Use your imagination.
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I ate Stephanie’s juicy little peach last night and my nose was buried deep in her fragrant peach brillo.
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