Hot pretzel

Having sex while both people are cross legged and shifting.

Hey Dominic I heard you and Boone did the hot pretzel last night

by Dominicsboner August 8, 2020

peetus

A portmanteau of the words POTUS and pee. Refers to the alleged report that Donald Trump had multiple Russian prostitutes pee on a bed in a hotel that the Obama family stayed in previously.

Person1: Hey are you going to the Inauguration?
Person2: Oh, no. He will never be my president. He is definitely my PEETUS.

by kiskis January 16, 2017

fuck pretzel

the art of sexual origami

"she was loving it mate, I had her tied up like a 'fuck pretzel'" exclaimed Zane.

by Funkweazle October 22, 2011

Pretz

A deliciously crunchy stick-shaped salty Japanese snack food that comes is lots of flavors like Corn,Honey, and Pizza. Often eaten by Wapanese and Otaku as their food of choice at Anime Conventions.

"Hey, pass me some of those Pretz...and while your at it give me some of your Pocky too...Domo!

by J. Lanphear January 17, 2004

yonic pretzel

Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.

Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"

Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"
Man: "A negative what?"
Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"
Man: "Ok....."

by WwOoMmEeNn June 3, 2009

peeter

1. A walking encyclopedia, someone who has great knowledge and doesn't mind sharing it.

2. A professional at telling Dad jokes.

How does that work?
Go and ask Peeter, he'll know.

Oh no, not another Dad joke.

by 123432198765 February 7, 2010

peeting

The Nadsat word for drinking. Used in A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess.

Dim, Georgie and I were peeting the old moloko at the Korova Milkbar.

by molokoplus May 29, 2010