Paralysed baby goat

She is a loud and adventurous majestic creature who loves salted caramel ice cream. She also loves the borg queen and she hates the word tayce

Paralysed baby goat face timed borg queen

by Borg queen January 7, 2017

Paramblysis

A marijuana induced panic attack and an episode of hypoglycemia at the same time, both triggered by consuming the marijuana. Pretty much being stoned out of your mind while thinking your dying and needing to eat something but you're too fucked up to stand. You feel like the same second is repeating itself over and over again, like you're stuck in some sort of paradox.
Symptoms:
Shaking
Nausea
Pallor
Super munchies
Auditory hallucinations
Delusions

I got way to high yesterday and had an episode of paramblysis

by Farifafa February 12, 2018

Paralysationised

A word created by popular content creator Ranboo. Was used when he shot Awesamdude (in a video game) and he could not move furthermore.

"Did you see Sam can't move anymore?"
"Yeah I know I paralysationised him when I shot him (in a video game)"

by StealerOfKneeCaps March 4, 2021

peealysis

not being able to pee in the prescene of others

nah I don’t really get poop shy but I do suffer from peealysis

by mangodragonfruit November 1, 2022

Caralysis

Procrastination in the form of the temporary inability to move from your car when parked outside a place you should but would rather not enter. i.e. the gym

Bro, I finally drove to the gym but my Caralysis kicked in and was stuck on my phone for half an hour before I finally went inside.

by Tood Smooth January 27, 2026

The paralyser

When you’re having sex and you stick stick your fingers in her asshole and start tickling her neck and she tries to react but is paralysed.

Dude, I hadJessica last night and gave her The paralyser Do you think she’ll text me again?

by inthestink April 20, 2018