john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it

john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “

by Pscho beech December 11, 2023

pint junkie

A person who drinks a minimum of 2 pints of beer every time they go to a pub or bar

I was once, but no longer am, a pint junkie

by Sexydimma May 16, 2017

arse pint

Arse pint is exactly one pint of the filthiest arse liquid in the world. Usually used when addressing a person who is particularly grimy.

Oi Arse Pint, what are you up to?

by Chinese Snorkel October 9, 2019

Pint Spiller

When a specific section of a song usually the breakdown is so intense, that you feel the urge to throw down and throw your pint, harder than Princess Diana's Driver drove into the tunnel wall, then it is deemed a Pint Spiller,

Man, that new Child Sodomiser song is the biggest Pint Spiller ive ever heard, i spilled thirty pints just listening to the first verse.

by WilliamJamesRoss November 21, 2010

Pint press

The act of lifting 2 equal weight beer barrels latched to a bar.
The lifter has to drink beer from the tubes attached to the barrels on the way down, and forcefully pressing back up to extend the arms.

Sneerkoet: You can only lift 55kg?! I clear 70kg

Erreb: go get drunk ginger
Jizzias: Pintpressmaxxing Chadge
Erreb: Pint press 70kg with sneerkoets 2 cm thing

by AaronEnShooters December 28, 2023

Circus Pint

A lager top with more than just a dash of lemonade, a Big Top.

good day to you barkeep, my lady friend will have a white wine spritzer and I'll have a Circus Pint.

by HowManyTries July 26, 2024

Pint

A substance very alike to crystal meth minus all the negatives of crystal meth. It is produced through a pseudo-alchemical process, which basically evil uses time shifting to create a false reality and cleave off part of an individual who in truth still has properly functioning neurotransmitters being produced but that the receptors to utilize them have been disabled. So... they make another substance possess these most true neurotransmitters by crossing strings a certain way so that they can make our undisabled receptors use this substance the way God had intended the disabled ones to use. It's perfectly safe but because it's made using a person's spirit or a percentage of a person separated from their being, it's extremely affected by any form of misuse, mislabeling, or disrespect, and contamination because it's made using a really sensitive persons essences called peres(short for sappere), so basically if you don't want to get screwed with, don't call it crystal meth ever because it's not that. It is often sold by the .1 of a gram for around 10$

"Hey you wanna smoke some pint"

by ipsychonaut2 May 9, 2022