Pint Walk

The walking style adopted by middle aged British males when walking to the pub. Usually with one hand pocketed and the other swaying.

“I can tell he’s going for a pint”

“How do you know?”
“He’s got a pint walk”

by English words June 03, 2023

fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023

Pint Size Jedi

A YouTuber that make videos about Minecraft and other stupid stuff

I watch pint size Jedi on YouTube

by DinoSord July 20, 2022

turbo pint

You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*

Is it wine time yet?

Not yet... fancy a turbo pint?
Let's go!

by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017

e-pint

A way of saying thank you to someone for doing you a favour on the internet as you can't meet the person and buy them a real pint!

"My software version 2.6 is crashing can anyone help"
"yes, version 2.6 has a bug, you need to upgrade to version 2.7"
"Great that works! Thanks! I'm sending you an e-pint!"

by BonusBear April 08, 2010

How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024

Pussy pint

- a half pint

- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint

- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads

- puts their dick in the glass after

Oi, I’m not able to have a full one, grab me a pussy pint

by Half pint, glass of beer April 13, 2024