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Skwutter Butt Nosh

What a drunk says when trying to pronounce butternut squash.
Chipper: "Hey, get me another bottle of vodka and some of that skwutter butt nosh."
Sherri: "What? Oh, you mean butternut squash. Okay, but no more booze."
by SirJigglesAlot March 14, 2011
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blue nose

a person who always has to announce to all other people in his immediate company who and how many cops he knows. Said person is always making stupid small talk with cops, i.e. on details, in coffee shops, etc. Their obnoxious ass-kissing usually purports a certain discomfort level to the pigs they are conversing with.
Gas Utility Worker: "Hey Pete, haven't seen you down The VFW lately, did you get that boat of yours out of the water yet?"

Detail Cop: " Uhh yeah, I did three months ago in December, Jim, I mean Tom..."

Gas Utility Worker: " Yeah I heard Captain Jones, you know, Jonesy, was in the paper last week listed as the second highest paid cop in the city. Yeah I went to grammar school with his neighbors cousins ex-wife not too long ago in '73."

Disco: " Man, look at Tom go, he truly is a fucking blue nose!"
by cMoney Disco November 7, 2009
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nostalgic

Feeling a loss, regret, or wanting something that was meant to be forgotten. Something that was in the past, that one aches to remember.
She felt nostaligic about the person she used to be, and hated the person she had become now.
by desiredparasite March 12, 2005
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Wipe a nigga nose

"i'll wipe a nigga nose"
wipe a nigga nose- kill somebody
by xxslimx March 31, 2017
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Nostalgia

One of the best feelings you could ever feel. Nostalgia can take you back to a time that had a much different flow than your current lifestyle. You may be an adult right now and feel nostalgic of the days you would play outside in a little sandbox when you were 5 years old. It makes you go "Ahhh... the good old days." Or it doesn't have to be a throwback of that long. Maybe you have had work piling on your table for 3 weeks and you finally finished it. You'd think to yourself. "Wow... this is so nostalgic. I can party with my friends and have a normal sleep schedule now." Nostalgia is warm and brings a smile to your face.
"Omg, remember that time when we used to hang out and gossip about the boys in our school together?"

"Bruh LMAO I remember that..."
"Wow, that was like a decade ago. The good old days when grades were the only things we needed to worry about."

"Yea, the nostalgia!!!"
by the anonymous turkey October 28, 2020
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noseminers

a small child that has no inhibitions about picking their nose in public right in front of strangers, and pulling a huge booger.
Arrgggh, I can't sit at this table to eat, there are two little noseminers across from us.
by VegasBob LIVES! November 17, 2004
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noshers knee

someone who damages their knee's or knee whilst performing oral sex. i.e damage to the ligaments cartilage quite similar to house maids knee which is damaged to the bursor.
noshers knee can occur to male or female or anything that can get on its knees
get down on your knees and nosh on this,
damn that bitch has noshers knee
by gicker1 February 22, 2008
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