Schrödinger's Native

Non-native English speaker who might get 2.5 in IELTS but gets offended when someone makes a slight mistake while using English.

-Can you help me do this?
-It's 'doing'. You will read more in English.
-Shut up Schrödinger's Native

by roughweed August 23, 2020

Alaska Native

The indigenous people of Alaska (including but not limited to the cultural groups Inupiat, Yupiit, Sugpiaq, Unangan, Tlingit, Haida, Tsimshian, Athabascan) who have inhabited the land since time immemorial. Alaska includes over 230 tribes, each of whom are sovereign entities and have unique traditions and ways of life. Their strength and perseverence in not only surviving but thriving in their environment has endured, and collectively they remain a significant and ever present population of the state of Alaska. Despite over a century of colonization, forced assimilation, disease, discrimination and cultural, linguistic and phsyical genocide they remain resilient and proud. This historical trauma, however, often creates debilitating social problems in villages of rural Alaska, that are compounded by the fact the state of Alaska that does little to support it's rural residents. But this is not the defining trait of Alaska Natives. They are indefinable; each Alaska Native individual, family, village, government unique. They are not a people trapped in the past, nor disappearing into a bleak, uncertain future. They are descended from incredible men and women who worked collectively to create a better future for their children and children's children, who continue to shape what it means to be Alaska Native today. At the heart of it all, they are human, perfect in their imperfection, capable of mistake, and with a great capacity for love and compassion, just as we all are.

Many Alaska Natives practice a subsistence lifestyle, which is a way of life practiced by their ancestors since time immemorial.

by unataqtugut September 28, 2014

crypto native

The term "crypto native" is used as a noun and typically means one of two things:

1) A crypto native person can refer to someone who bought crypto before owning any other asset (stocks, bonds, etc.) in their life. It can also mean a person who is extremely familiar with crypto currencies and associated platforms and typically uses crypto currencies in their day to day life.

2. A crypto native business is a decentralized protocol that enables a function currently served by CeFi or tradFi. It can also refer to any business whose primary function involves cryptocurrencies.

Did you know that John has owned Bitcoin since 2011? He's a real crypto native.

Have you ever heard of Nansen AI? It's a crypto native AI company.

Coinbase is a crypto native business but their target audience isn't crypto native people.

by sky_stones November 5, 2021

instant native

someone who has only recently moved to an area and yet already considers her/himself (usually wrongly) to have a long-term resident's familiarity with that area

"I'm in town for a summer internship, so I know for a fact that there's no night life along U Street." "Instant native, just add short-term lease."

by Doctor Whom June 11, 2006

sneaky native

Whilst performing sexual intercourse as a male with a female in the "doggy position" vaginally, you then hastily remove your phallus and reinsert it into the females anus with a copious amount of force undoubtedly inducing a vast amount of pain causing the female to scream at this crucial point the male then covers and uncovers the females mouth multiple times with his hands to create the sound of an ancient native call.

why is that female limping?

because she was a part of a "sneaky native"

by sneakynative September 11, 2014

Tulalip Native

A person born an raised on Tulalip Reservation in Washington State.

Joshua Guzman is a proud Tulalip Native of the The Tulalip Tribes in the greater northwest !

by Joshua Gostol-Guzman December 18, 2020

colorado native

An arrogant self entitled doucher who will let you know at every opportunity they are "colorado native". Hates texans due to texans being their main competition in the running for gayest amount of state pride. Typically found driving a Subaru with a mountain bike rack on it.

Dude, I'm a colorado native, go back to Texas.

by Thedrewski February 21, 2014