by bigcitybrightlights July 23, 2007
Get the monjacaker mug.A common nickname used for the overrated phenomenon that is known as Angelina Jolie. The term is derived from the potent, dangerous weapon she carries above her neck. It has been said that HOlie forces men to have sex with her by threatening to kill them with her massive manly jawline if they don't heed to her sexual demands. It has also been rumoured that construction workers would borrow Jolie's ridiculously masculine, square jaw on off days as a bulldozer during construction work.
Other characteristics that define ManJawlina are her crusty, anal-sphincter gumpy shrivelled lips that look like chewed up oranges, huge bulbous forehead with a protruding, pulsating vein, see through, paper-thin pasty pale skin and huge bobblehead that is way too big for her body.
Other common names are Adoptalina HoLIE(because she lies and contradicts herself all the time), Whorelina(because she sleeps around), Skankelina, MANgelina(because she looks like a man.
Other characteristics that define ManJawlina are her crusty, anal-sphincter gumpy shrivelled lips that look like chewed up oranges, huge bulbous forehead with a protruding, pulsating vein, see through, paper-thin pasty pale skin and huge bobblehead that is way too big for her body.
Other common names are Adoptalina HoLIE(because she lies and contradicts herself all the time), Whorelina(because she sleeps around), Skankelina, MANgelina(because she looks like a man.
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A power bottom's superpower. Usually leaving power tops in complete and total awe of the said bottom's skill. Kegels exercise has been known to strengthen this superpower. That and constant overuseability whose techniques can only be fortified with experience.
"Damn, that dude I met on gay.com has amazing manjayjay skills. The dude contracted his manjayjay before entry and I felt a rush of air being sucked in. Holla!"
by Lakas December 7, 2007
Get the manjayjay mug.A small, usually Japanese-make vehicle that has been lowered and modified by a Chicano. A popular example is a Scion xB, painted some fluorescent color not found in nature, about 1/16" off the ground.
by MikeHockTex October 19, 2008
Get the Mojado-mobile mug.Dominican slang for wetback. Literally means wet. Someone who just got to the states. Said like they just washed ashore. Someone that is out of tune with the way things work around here.
by Jose Luis Lopez September 1, 2006
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by Zandar P. Quigley May 5, 2008
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by willow1234 March 11, 2009
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