molestation center

slang term for the catholic church

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center

by Ben December 10, 2003

mooseturbation

An act of self-induced ejaculation, as performed by the drooling, mindless admirers of Quitter Queen Sarah Palin, most of whom also belong to the Tea Party. Caribou Barbie's lovesick sycophants do this either alone, or in a circle jerk while watching the object of their twisted desire on Fox News.

Well shute, I hope he's got him some teabags to wipe it up! That there mooseturbation can be right messy!

by WordJones May 29, 2010

molestigate

to touch or grope while speaking with someone, used as a method of testing physical limits with another person; copping a feel to get a better idea of someone's physique

I really like this guy, I think it's time to molestigate how he feels.

by Aly A. June 1, 2007

molesting

the plural definition for feeding moles to an animal

Wow jerry , stop molesting zara! your spoiling her !

by toeateggornottoeategg December 13, 2022

Foot-molestation

When an individual goes out of his/her way to touch your foot with their own foot, but they do not pull their foot back. He/she will hold their foot against the victim's foot for an extended period of time, thus making this foot-molestation. It is a very unwanted and unpleasant experience for the victim. It is usually a sign of homosexuality when both parties are the same sex.

After the incident occurs you feel defiled and dirty, and can't get the unpleasant queer feeling to go away. It's completely normal, it takes time for the effects to go away.

(Soldier 1 touches Soldier 2's foot under the table)
Soldier 2: Ew, I'm filing sexual harassment according AR 216-2.5 which covers all aspects of foot-molestation.
Soldier 1: No, please don't tell on me, I'm your sergeant.
Soldier 2: Fuck, why did they have to let fags in the army.

by MikeHunt1987 July 5, 2012

Child molester

1. Someone (usually over 18) who has intercourse with minors (sometimes without their consent)
2. A dude who is creepy as fuck

Billy: Dude, did you hear that old man Steve is registered as a sex offender?
Timmy: That’s because he is a fucking child molester. Remember when he had oral sex with Jimmy when he was 12?
Billy: Oh yeah, what a pervert.

by Some.Random.Bitch June 2, 2018

molester bumps

1.n: A form of mollescum given to someone by a molester.

The doctor said the molester bumps were caused by my Aunt Vag touching me as a child.

by Remy Martin September 5, 2007