The supposed "Last meme of 2014" This picture of a Alpine Ibexe licking the side of a mountain wall for salt somehow gained popularity from of all places, Tumblr.
Baby: *Begins to stand up*
Mom: Aw! baby's First Steps!
Baby: *Begins scaling up house wall*
Mom: *In Horror* WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Baby: I crave that mineral
Mom: Aw! baby's First Steps!
Baby: *Begins scaling up house wall*
Mom: *In Horror* WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Baby: I crave that mineral
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Get the I crave that mineral mug.1) A vagina which is so dry that having sex with it could be likened to pumicing one's penis.
2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.
3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.
4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.
5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.
3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.
4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.
5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
1) Her minge was so dry it was like using a minge-pumice.
2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."
3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."
4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"
5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."
2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."
3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."
4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"
5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."
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Get the Minge twinge mug.Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.
Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.
Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.
Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.
Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.
Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.
Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.
Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.
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