by Winston1234 April 17, 2019
Get the Annoying midget mug.After having anal sex and ejaculating inside the anal cavity, the mixture of semen and faecal matter in combination with a limp penis.
by Shirtman22 February 18, 2020
Get the Mud Midget mug.Hey Jeremy I’m only 3ft tall and I come with my own portable suitcase, can I be a midget stripper please?
by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020
Get the Midget Stripper mug.Pulling a Bridget the midget is when you stab your boyfriend in the calf with a butter knife. She was arrested for doing so when he cheated on her.
I don't think a bandaid is going to help him. I caught in bed with the neighbor and gave him a real Bridget the Midget.
by Toxoplasmosisrules October 24, 2019
Get the Bridget the midget mug.In the midst of slamming a girl doggie style, when she least expects it, you pull out and shove your pecker dick in her asshole, only to achieve just the tip (hence the belgium midget) before she donkey kicks you in the chest. Because truly, "Oops wrong hole" is not an accident...
Katie B: That ma-fucka Tyrone attempted to try the Belgium Midget again last night!
Shaniqua: Doesn't he know, there is no oops wrong hole?...Did you donkey kick his Ra-Tard ass?
Katie B: Fo sho....he won't be trying the Belgium Midget fo awhile...
Shaniqua: Doesn't he know, there is no oops wrong hole?...Did you donkey kick his Ra-Tard ass?
Katie B: Fo sho....he won't be trying the Belgium Midget fo awhile...
by misty mae September 21, 2012
Get the Belgium Midget mug.Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple
by awesomeis9 June 15, 2018
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