Malthe er really grim og gets ingen Ladies. He is lugting very badand has the smallest tissemand in the whole verden.
by The Real Leonardo da vinci November 23, 2021
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I'm trapped on the constipated island of Malta. I don't know if I should escape or stay here for ever.
The day after the atom bomb, there were the first signs of life in the island of Malta.
The day after the atom bomb, there were the first signs of life in the island of Malta.
by Max L Fly February 26, 2005
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A small white fluffy dog, apparently selectively bred to present this appearance since Roman times. They were perfectly good wolves before that. Their hair never sheds or stops growing, which means that they can become a hideous walking dreadlock in the blink of an eye. Often inbred to the extent that they need all of their rotten teeth pulled out by a vet before the age of six, it is debatable whether the Maltese is capable of learning discipline. They are given to ceaseless yapping, wissing on rugs and biting (with aforementioned rotten teeth- they have hellbreath) and are never reprimanded for such crimes by their fat, matronly, indulgent owners who need something totally dependent on them to cuddle because their beloved son has rebelled and moved out of home to become a skinhead.
Nurse: Oh, great. Another five cages full of Maltese Terriers today. Total dental removals, or all-over body shaves?
Vet: Both. Get the gas....
Vet: Both. Get the gas....
by The Hideous Damsel January 2, 2006
Get the Maltese Terrier mug.Malton, is a ghetto part of Missiauga Ontario. It borders Rexdale, a ghetto area of North Etobicoke, to the east,and Brampton to the north, it is the only self contained area of Mississauga as it does not ajoin any other Mississauga neighbourhoods.It is a home to a variety of people, which includes many immigrants from India, crackheads, petty dime dealers, stupid gangsters with guns, and a whole bunch of dirty hoes. It is the home of Westwood Mall and despite its corruption it has its place in history. It was home to the Avro Arrow a delta winged interceptor craft that began to be designed in 1953. It was meant to be the the Royal Canadian Airforce's main interceptor into the 1960's. But like most things in Malton, the project was given up in 1958.
"Hey Christina, where you from?"
"I'm from Mississauga"
"What part?"
"Malton."
"...no wonder you such a ho, everyone knows all girls from Malton are poor and trashy."
Malton- Rexdale's weaker brotha to the West
"I'm from Mississauga"
"What part?"
"Malton."
"...no wonder you such a ho, everyone knows all girls from Malton are poor and trashy."
Malton- Rexdale's weaker brotha to the West
by MissMajestic March 16, 2009
Get the Malton mug.a girl ( or boy ) who is a brunette/dark haired person who does stupid things, or has "blonde moments"
eg, a brunette walks into a glass door! everyone calls the brunette a malteaser as she had a "blonde moment" cuz the brunette is dark outside but blonde inside just like a malteaser
by maryanne bob May 18, 2007
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