A lovely fair-complexioned rosy-cheeked country-girl who milks cows on a dairy farm, and whom all da lustful guys in da coimmunity want to "milk".
I helped da milk maid to collect da morning's cow-juice in exchange for her being a "cow" to me afterwards --- i.e., letting me "milk her" while she was straddling da milking-stool.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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A soft boi/ eff boi who gets around a lot and hangs out with many girls, being all romantic and whatnot
by lucy camenia September 7, 2023
Get the Jack of all maids mug.A girl like a queen than anyone she knows. Maide is like a diamond, the sun, dresses, and sunflowers. She is everything pretty, hot and sweet smelling.
Every guy flocks to her, but she acts like no one likes her, when really every guy who has met her falls in love.
She is the perfect girl for you. You are the luckiest motherfucker ever if you are dating Maide.
Every guy flocks to her, but she acts like no one likes her, when really every guy who has met her falls in love.
She is the perfect girl for you. You are the luckiest motherfucker ever if you are dating Maide.
by MilLatinos January 3, 2017
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Get the Hoe maid mug.Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up
Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”
by Siri’s Bitch April 15, 2019
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