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Dick Magician

“i love when i feel that insane 😍dick magician, alex, inside of me”

“alex is a real dick magician, put my pussy in a coma😍” “mr. dickmagician fucked melody til her legs were shaking and just kept going”
by $exyMagician$assistant October 22, 2022
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carpet magician

A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not
Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician
by Anomie’s November 22, 2022
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Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023
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Word magician 🪄

A person that practices word magic.🪄

: magic involving the use of words in a manner determined by a belief that the very act of uttering a word summons or directly affects the person or thing that the word refers to. 🪄
* my guru is a word magician🪄

* The word magician🪄 wields spells and incantations.

* The road pirates are always baffled by the verbal fog of a word magician 🪄
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
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Dark Magician Software

code that is completely open sourced but is extremely complex and provides no documentation, making it incredibly hard for people to understand how it works and borderline impossible to improve or add further functionality to it
Engineer 1: "Hey, did you check that new pull request I put up?"
Engineer 2: "I didn't because I don't look at your repo. I can't understand half of that at a glance."
Engineer 1: "At a glance? You kids and your 'comments'... can't you just read the code?"
Enginner 2: "Yeah, like I'd spend two full nights reading your fucking dark magician software. I hope you get fired."
by shodanTLTWB November 17, 2025
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Short sleeved magician

Someone that is very predictable.

<You can see whats coming.>
Some Guy: "So uh, Frank called me on my birthday; then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."
by frggr March 2, 2010
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A movement of people especially of teens who have had there fill of the world and are using black magic to defend themselves against the world and it's bullies.
by Judge dredd7 July 6, 2011
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