by CaptainOJ June 10, 2007
Get the masterbathing mug.To jerk off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.
"Were you masterbatheing this morning when I came over?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew from."
by Smith Jerrod December 4, 2012
Get the Masterbatheing mug.The act of getting sexually aroused from participating in and/or watching debate. This can be any debate, whether political, religious, or who should be the designated driver after everyone gets shitfaced on vodka.
Ricky: Why the fuck does Tom always whip his dick out and start fapping away whenever a presidential debate is on?
Jack: He's masdebating. He has a fetish for debate.
Ricky: Ah, I see. Excuse me while I go throw up about something else.
Jack: He's masdebating. He has a fetish for debate.
Ricky: Ah, I see. Excuse me while I go throw up about something else.
by FUCK YOU I'M A WIZARD October 5, 2013
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bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank
I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out
by Air_jordan23 March 9, 2020
Get the Masterbateing mug.A Month where you cannot masturbate, such as No Nut November But different. Other monthly challanges are No Jerk-off January No Fortnite February No Masturbating March No Ass-Slapping April No Meth May And so on and so forth
Alan: I'ma go home to masturbate
John: Hey u can't do that it's No Masturbating March
Don't be like Alan
Get a calender
John: Hey u can't do that it's No Masturbating March
Don't be like Alan
Get a calender
by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019
Get the No Masturbating March mug.The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.
by Trippinballs February 1, 2007
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