school lunch

Thanks a lot Michelle Obama...

school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!

-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?

-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.

-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...

-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once

-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days

-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...

-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok

-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad

in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something

Miguel: boy oh boy do i love school lunch... but recently i got this weird dark splotch on my skin
Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers...

(they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)

by Punchy_207 May 10, 2022

this nigga like lunch

A way of saying, "omg", or " What the fuck". Usually after someone says something dumb or unbelievable.

Ben: Bro, I just met Kobe!

Connor: This nigga like lunchhhhhh

Or

Julius: I fucked your dead nan
James: This nigga like lunchhhhhh

by FishFilletAids November 22, 2017

cuttin' someones lunch

to have a crack at someone else's woman. Cutting the lunch that someone else prepared.

"Jeff you're cuttin' someones lunch here mate!"

by Laurain February 1, 2006

lunchroom thieves

These are borderline human beings that sneak around while everyone else is working and steal sandwiches and soda from lunchroom refrigerators. They are rarely reprimanded because the owner of the company is a republican and loves the cheap labor.

"Ha, Ha. Doris, head of the lunchroom thieves, is going to be surprised when she realizes I spiked that coca-cola with phenolphtalien." See "making the brown rumble".

by running out of patience March 15, 2008

Bagged Lunch

A sexual encounter usually during the mid-day. Usually during lunch time, one would leave work or school to meet someone for a "quickie" then return to work or school. Hence the term "Bagged" lunch

1) Meeting Leah for a bagged lunch today.
2) Heading home today for a bagged lunch.
3) Just had a bagged lunch with a co-worker.

by Pabst blue September 2, 2009

box lunch at the y

oral sex on a woman

He had a box lunch at the "Y"

by Leroy De La Croix November 5, 2003

sac lunch

Putting your scrotum in a girls mouth. Same as a tea-bag, but it just stays in there.

Yeah, like that sac lunch.

by Sam February 26, 2005