kitchen dog

Cockroach; especially a really big one.

"Anybody want a beer while I'm in he--, aaahhh, kitchen dog!"

by snakemonkey February 7, 2020

Kitchen Pig

Another term for a Kitchen Hand. Does everything from the dishes to prep to whatever the chef asks them to do.

I just got my first job in hospo as a kitchen pig.

by BuckinghamNicks March 12, 2021

kitchen twang

The act of changing a recipe or adding ingredients to a frozen meal.

Yeah you know Nick put a little kitchen twang on that pizza.

by PringleCrisp September 15, 2021

kitchen shittin drunk

The state of mind in which one is so inebriated that the kitchen seems a suitable substitute for the shitter.

1) Yeah man, I don't know what happened to that Cuisinart and 196 piece dinette set complete with napkin rings and douche lube- I was kitchen shittin drunk last night.

2)Nobody invites aunt carol over anymore, that bitch is always kitchen shittin drunk.

by fatherfart November 27, 2009

kitchen cabinet

an unofficial group of advisers to a president or other chief executive, usually consisting of people who are close to them

Nothing would get done if all the Kitchen cabinet of every democracy's president got together.

by The Return of Light Joker July 31, 2011

Kitchen Terrorist

Someone who just can't get food to come out right

Wife: this rice is a little crunchy, but it should taste alright.
Husband: Damn! You're a kitchen terrorist, you just commited a jihad on my food.

by KISE1 December 13, 2007

Kitchen tattoo

The resulting scar pattern from when you burn or otherwise injure yourself while cooking in the kitchen. Commonly found on the arms and hands of chefs and other professional food workers.

"Tom didn't realize his arm was resting on the hot oven until he felt it burning; the mark it left was just one more kitchen tattoo from a lifetime working with piping hot oils and equipment!"

by beingeco October 17, 2021