keyboard ninja 

Someone who enjoys or needs to use the keyboard instead of the mouse to accomplish tasks in a computer environment. Knows a lot of keyboard shortcuts in one or many softwares. Usually is proud of knowing so and exhibits a feeling of slight superiority over those who use the mouse for everything.

Bill: Why don't you just press Shift-Space to roll the page up in Firefox? It is sooo much faster. If you keep using the mouse for everything you will never be a keyboard ninja.

Bob: Yeah, I know... ...L053R...

keyboard ninja by supermouse March 19, 2009

keyboard jockey 

(perjorative) Somebody who talks big about a subject on Internet forums, but can't back their words up with real life accomplishments.

Sorry. Until you can show me where that advice has helped anyone, ever, you're nothing but a keyboard jockey.

keyboard jockey by Carlfish June 2, 2011

Keyboard Attacker 

Striking the computer keyboard keys loudly, an unbreakable habit aquired from leaning to type on an old Royal manual typewriter.

My coworkers always complain because I'm a keyboard attacker - the fact is, I learned to type on an old (it was old even then) manual machine where you had to beat the keys to make then strike hard enough to make a decent carbon copy.

Keyboard Attacker by Deb1955 November 14, 2005

Keyboard Banging 

Talking crap over the computer but doing nothing in real life.

Don't worry about Christine, she's just keyboard banging.

Keyboard Banging by Antoineee March 7, 2011

Keyboard Smash 

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INTENSE KEYBOARD SMASH

Keyboard Smash by BOT1games April 20, 2019

Keyboard Cobber 

The electronic version (emailing, texting, etc.) of a penpal. ("cobber" is australian for "pal")

My keyboard cobber John is from India. I have many keyboard cobbers.

Keyboard Cobber by Steve J January 8, 2008

Keyboard Justice

1. See "Street Justice"
Getting back at someone for something they did to you, usually a lot worse than the original attack, but done over the computer.

2. Making fun of someone for a really lame comeback, or for trying to make fun of you.

1. Jim tripped Bob in the hallway today, so later Bob text spammed and broke his cell phone, then sent porn dialer's to his mother's computer.

2. "u r stupid idot go rot im a hole."

"Watch out for him, those comebacks are solid keyboard justice"

Keyboard Justice by KURTSAC October 5, 2009