Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The pinnacle of Catholic blasphemous interjections. Often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.

*A giant brown bear runs into the middle of the road, as you are driving down it*

You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*

by A Non-E Moose December 11, 2007

Joseph

A man who is very kind, loving and passionate. A best friend and someone you should keep around for a long time. someone who never lets you down and always makes you smile and laugh.

That Joseph is so passionate about everything he does.

by Smexykisses June 2, 2011

Josephine

Beautiful girls with blonde hair and green eyes , they love animals and are natural born leaders, she is loved by all the boys for her intellegents , sense of humour and beauty. Most girls of jealous of her because of this.ask her to be your friend/girlfriend

Girl 1: uugghh look at him drooling over Josephine...it is so unfair that she gets all the attention from boys

Girl 2: she doesn't even notice

by Anglewings34 January 3, 2019

Amy Josephine

The prettiest girl in the world. She is athletic, musical, smart, and has lots of friends. She isn't the most popular girl in her school, but everyone knows her and loves her.

Gosh, I sure wish I was an Amy Josephine.

by Wholesomegirl May 16, 2010

Carmine Joseph Piccadaci

Born in Randolph, Massachusetts he joined the mafia at the age of 13. He left the mafia and joined the Navy in his late twenties. Getting sent to jail twice his street record still remains with the CIA. Shortly after leaving the Navy he was granted the title De` Capo-De` Capo, and rejoining the mafia. Taking in ten grand a week he married his first wife and had 3 children. His thirties are unknown because of his identity remaining incognito from the Massachusetts state police. Although we do know that in his mid to late thirties he experienced a divorce and met a beautiful young women with three children. Using money from his prime years in the mafia he purchased a silver Mercedes-Benz. Still being tracked by the FBI he sleeps with a gun by his bed.

If Carmine Joseph Piccadaci were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

by retro6 August 14, 2010

Josephine

A crazy, amazing,hot, histaricle girl, that any guy or girl would be lucky to have. She s quite the jokster especially when it cUms to sexual jokes, the gayest of all gayersons an awesome friend and knows right from wrong when she sees it. Not to mention she's quiet the dumb shitb yet in the funniest ways possible and can brighten a persons day with nothing but a smile.

Boii:Man she's quite the character

Girl:that's Josephine she's lit

by Rylee Poirier May 26, 2017

Josephine

A beautiful, sweet girl who looks like her daddy.

Flirty Slim: “I’ll name my firstborn Josephine because she’s beautiful just like her daddy”

by Flirty Slim December 3, 2018