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Job Application

Ususlly a blank sheet of paper with a hole cut in the center. It implies that the paper is a portable glory hole and that the applicant is going to have to perform sexual favors to get the job. Alludes to the act of applying for a job at a strip club.

Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.
Joe: My ex came over to my house yesterday and wanted to get back together.

Dave: What did you do?

Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.

Dave: hahahaha!
by killersbytrade May 10, 2010
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job's a carrot

When a job has been completed to a satisfactory standard.
"There we are, job's a carrot!" says John as stands back and admires the fence he has just finished painting.
by Tommy Thomasson March 9, 2016
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job easy

Dressed with clothes like that, you can get some job easy.
by Bruce Citron September 21, 2003
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job spill

(n)
work you are employed to do that spills into your own time
"I've worked 40 hours at the office and another 30 at home this week. This job spill is getting worse every week."
by Robert Doolan December 21, 2005
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Job Schindler

(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.
Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.
by Frustrated_Monolingual September 9, 2010
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job security

Anything that may influence circumstances so that one may continue in one's current employment, regardless whether the job actually needs to be performed.
by Downstrike May 21, 2004
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job killers

Tattoos in a very visible area of the body. Originally used to describe knuckle tattoos, the term has broadened to inclued ink work on hands, neck, face, forearms, etc.

The term makes the obvious allusion to the fact that, in many segments of American Society, persons with the tattoos in question have somewhat limited career opportunities.
"As soon as she spotted my Job Killers, the interview was pretty much OVER"

"But I'm the most qualified candidate! Must be the Job Killers. Don't descriminate based on the colors of my skin!"
by Tom H. January 18, 2007
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