Ususlly a blank sheet of paper with a hole cut in the center. It implies that the paper is a portable glory hole and that the applicant is going to have to perform sexual favors to get the job. Alludes to the act of applying for a job at a strip club.
Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.
Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.
Joe: My ex came over to my house yesterday and wanted to get back together.
Dave: What did you do?
Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.
Dave: hahahaha!
Dave: What did you do?
Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.
Dave: hahahaha!
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by Robert Doolan December 21, 2005
Get the job spill mug.(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.
Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.
by Frustrated_Monolingual September 9, 2010
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by Downstrike May 21, 2004
Get the job security mug.Tattoos in a very visible area of the body. Originally used to describe knuckle tattoos, the term has broadened to inclued ink work on hands, neck, face, forearms, etc.
The term makes the obvious allusion to the fact that, in many segments of American Society, persons with the tattoos in question have somewhat limited career opportunities.
The term makes the obvious allusion to the fact that, in many segments of American Society, persons with the tattoos in question have somewhat limited career opportunities.
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