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by YOU GOT JEBAITED April 28, 2021

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When you are so overly bored you decide to play the piano on your own keyboard. And not even an actual piano.

(I actually once did this.)

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by Slogoiscool July 3, 2022

Jealattered

The feeling that occurs when you independently have an amazing idea or inspiration and you assume it is completely original, but later on you discover that someone else, usually a great thinker or artist, discovered it before you. You are jealous at their having been able to receive fame and notoriety for it, but at the same time you are flattered that you could have the same thoughts as a famous individual.

"Joey, I have this amazing idea!"

"Yeah Frank? What is it?"

"That I should write a book about a man who wakes up and one day discovers that his body has changed from that of a man to a disgusting creature, such as a cockroach!"

"Dude, Franz Kafka already wrote a book like that."

"Damn it, oh well...I guess I'm jealattered."

by Benjamin Bellaire Monclair August 26, 2006

Jebbler

Jebbler is a play on the words "Jeb-end" meaning the end of a penis and "Gobbler" meaning one who consumes voraciously. It can be used to describe literally a massive end of a penis that consumes lots of food or, more often, an overweight dude who is a proper cock who you might define as a bit of a bell-end.

"Oh that Donald Trump, he's such a fucking Jebbler"

OR
"Holy shit thats a hungry jeb-end, a Jebbler even!"

by Dave the Jebbler November 10, 2017

Jealousy

April 10. I got jealous which is a feeling of love and possession. I didn’t know if it was because I was there and trash wasn’t. Or it was the nostalgic feeling of love.

Jealousy means you are mine and only mine!

by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019

Junk Jealous

Being jealous of another mans' junk.

When Bill saw Mike's huge package, He was Junk Jealous.

by DJ_Schmidty October 31, 2009

Cock Jealous

cock jealousy.
All women do it. Even if they never ever ever sleep with you; if you tell them your banging someone they get instantly jealous and will become erratic.

You - "So I'm banging this totally hot chick."
Friend - "Who's that slut?"
You - "My new fuck buddy (insert name here.)"
Friend - "(Thinking) I am so totally cock jealous right now. He never fucks me!"
You - "(Thinking) What a cock jealous bitch."

by t0mpee January 3, 2011