Ioan

Ioans have -12 braincells. Usually they are alone but often talk to tylers, whom are very good at beating the shit out of ioans

Wow ioan is a fucking loser

Ioan by Yoyostudiyos April 28, 2022

Iona 

A college located in New Rochelle, NY, in suburban Westchester County. It is a school with a rising reputation, wireless campus, and strong Honors Program. Although the surrounding area may be lacking, the campus is very well taken care of--construction of new residence halls and a state-of-the-art atheltics center have been completed, leaving behind a modern yet old-world charm on the campus.

The college is 15 minutes away from the train station into Grand Central, providing limitless opportunities for students both during and after their experience at Iona.

Iona College is a growing school with an improving reputation, situated close to New York City.

Iona by nation161 April 23, 2006

IANAL 

1. I am not a lawyer. Used to indicate that the legal advice given is not from a lawyer.

2. Used to indicate that you will assfuck a person. Often proceeded with a "U".

1. While in Slashdot.org:
SgtBurrito: IANAL, but I don't believe that you can go to jail for downloading MP3s and movies, since it is not considered to be a criminal offense.

2. After your ass gets tossed into jail for downloading "You Got Served!" on KaZaA:
Bubba: Hey bitch, IANAL U!

IANAL by RIAA Drug Dealer December 20, 2004

Ioan

so sweet but can be cold as ice.
his reputation is a number one priority so don't even think about accompanying him dressed all careless and hair undone!! he likes sexy, playful girls that keep him on his toes. he likes warm and giving girls that know how to fuel him not everyday but every minute! he is needy but gives back more than you could wish for if he is in the mood. other moods include generous, husbandish passion, complete emotional isolation, joking teacher type of buddy with a teasing humour, hateful misanthropist about to wreak havoc, just to name a few.
so you see, there are plenty of moods to deal with and if you don't have some kind of thick skin you are probably going to take the less enjoyable ones to heart.
Be good to Ioan and patient. He will appreciate your loyalty.

Ioan is my crush. I hope he treats me the way he himself would like to be treated. 🖤

Ioan by Krkič April 14, 2019

Ianaj 

The murmured protestation of a woman being served an artfully prepared late-morning breakfast, in bed, with a monogrammed sterling spoon, under a velvet blanket, by a man whose one goal in life is her pleasure and comfort, meant to convey the disclaimer: "I am not a Jap".

Ianaj - obviously you have never known a real one - please bring me my glasses... turn the fan slightly toward the window... my phone... and what time is it?

Ianaj by Monkey's Dad September 3, 2019

Iona 

A beautiful name! A very kind and caring person. They always have time for you no matter what, and they always have your back even in situations they might not approve of. Iona is a gorgeous Person. She can be insecure sometimes. Iona might easily give her hopes up and feel upset, but it gives her the ability to understand difficult situations, that she might have not even gone through herself. She gives the most amazing advice. Iona is a loving softy! She always gets all the boys with her perfect looks and friendly personality.

Hey look it’s Iona! Let’s go talk to her, I really need some advice.

Iona by Crystallemon June 3, 2020

amanda and ivana

the worlds greatest couple, they make everyone jealous.

"is that amanda and ivana?? They are like perfect."

amanda and ivana by Andy Clarke November 25, 2016