Haemolacria

Haemolacria or hemolacria is a physical condition that causes a person to produce tears that are partially composed of blood. It can manifest as tears that are anything from merely red-tinged to appearing to be entirely made of blood.

I have Haemolacria

by bulow July 20, 2021

Haemon

Haemon is a cool dude. He is guy who is distant at first but once you get to know him he's chill and funny. He can do many impressions.

I want someone funny to talk to.

You should go and talk to Haemon.

by Anitor November 22, 2021

Hemoglobin

Random word used to describe frustration when you start bleeding

Oh my hemoglobin! Goddamn hemoglobin!

by USSRCommunistRussia July 18, 2022

Bohemian Hemorrhinkle

When you urinate blood onto a girl's prolapsed vagina.

"Man, my girlfriend totally let me fuck her so hard last night her cunt went inside out, then I had to pee so she punched me 15 times in the nuts then let me do the old Bohemian Hemorrhinkle on her twat!!!"

by suckinspongebobs June 6, 2020

Hemorrhoid

Someone who is attractive at first then becomes very annoying.

Jack: Why did you break up with Susan?
Jim: She's the type of woman who grows on you then becomes a real pain in the ass.
Jack: Ah, a hemorrhoid.

by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011

Hemolele

Pure, innocent, etc.

It is used as a name or nickname.

by Jessica March 2, 2005

Hemo

Adj: A state of being that consists of crying then masturbating, then crying while masturbating. The Horny Emo.

Emily: "Dude his pants are tighter than mine"
Matt: "He's never gonna get ass"
Emily: "Horny emo"
Matt: "No, hemo"

by bitchhpleaseee April 7, 2008