Horts

Shorts show short you remove the S. Also could be called Whore shorts.

You can’t even see her horts because they’re covered by her shirt.

by Nosnhoj yaj August 13, 2019

Horte

A definition for a real person in dutch

Wow, thats horte over there.

by CaseWord March 15, 2020

Horticultural bukkake

Hay fever

I'm sneezing my head off today due to this horticultural bukkake.

by deputydazza May 28, 2020

horta

A silicon-based slightly-flattened-saucy-meatball looking life form that eats rocks, lays large round eggs every 50,000 years, and leaves smooth tunnels wherever it goes. At least one can write simple English sentences thanks to a mind meld with an English speaking Vulcan this one time.

"I hate digging these tunnels, Ralph, wish we had a horta."

by ErrBan May 13, 2021

Hortwetaing

A strong reaction to a statement. Synonym for ‘blasphemous’.

Today is not a beautiful day. Hortwetaing!

by Smallchunguses May 21, 2021

Hortense

Bilingual in Russian, she is the smartest girl in her class. Is specially attracted to flute players and guys younger than her. She lives in the gettho but has survived thanks to her faith. She knows more drug dealers than baker because she is a fucking gangsta. She also has a twin sister that she murdered a few years ago out of jealousy. Overall she is a weird ass bitch

Hortense is such a great person

by LisB November 22, 2021

Horte

Horte is the way something is done without damaging the surrounding of the thing's location

What are you doing?
I'm doing the chores horte
Ok do it well, I'll wait

by Aaarrrrghhh...no January 4, 2022