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Why don't you get with her? She's a horty girl.
Horty by 5tay___Chill August 9, 2018
Another name for the sweetest girl in the whole fruckin world.
The weekend I went to see Horty was like the most amazing weekend ever! I frucken love you you sweet sweet fruck!
horty by Jizz1 July 24, 2008

Horty Torty 

Snobby or pretentious. Thinking you are better than others. To think or behave as though one is superior to others or better than one really is; to have or assume a pretentious or self-aggrandizing attitude.
The nice thing about her is that, in spite of being well-off, she doesn’t act horty torty!
Horty Torty by JSOhio February 15, 2019

Dorty horty 

When you stick your wet finger in your girlfriends belly button and fart
My gf gave me a dorty horty last night and I came immediately
Dorty horty by Buttersnort November 19, 2017

im so fucking horny 

im so fucking horny too mate

Horny nigga laundry basket 

I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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