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Why don't you get with her? She's a horty girl.
Horty by 5tay___Chill August 9, 2018
Another name for the sweetest girl in the whole fruckin world.
The weekend I went to see Horty was like the most amazing weekend ever! I frucken love you you sweet sweet fruck!
horty by Jizz1 July 24, 2008

Horty Torty 

Snobby or pretentious. Thinking you are better than others. To think or behave as though one is superior to others or better than one really is; to have or assume a pretentious or self-aggrandizing attitude.
The nice thing about her is that, in spite of being well-off, she doesn’t act horty torty!
Horty Torty by JSOhio February 15, 2019

Dorty horty 

When you stick your wet finger in your girlfriends belly button and fart
My gf gave me a dorty horty last night and I came immediately
Dorty horty by Buttersnort November 19, 2017

im so fucking horny 

im so fucking horny too mate

Horny nigga laundry basket 

An emotion. The greatest emotion ever.
I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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