Curly Herman

The act of ejaculating into another's pubes after intercourse. After ejaculation, shave the jizz-pubes and wear them as a beard for at least 1 hour.

Ron wore Mary's pubes for over 3 hours after doing a Curly Herman.

by Khimikal June 12, 2011

tall herman

an extraordinarily long nipple hair

His tall herman is sticking out of his shirt.

by CptnMysterio November 27, 2012

Josh Herman

A little man who is a crab

The Josh Herman acted like a crab

by Awesomepapacrab March 13, 2019

Erik Hermans

the greatest man to ever live

Erik Hermans: It me
Everyone else: You are the greatest man on earth

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Holding Herman

To stand by doing nothing while something exciting is happening. Used frequently on Wall Street to denote someone missing out on a winning trade. Literally means holding one’s penis.

Everyone was getting rich on GameStop while you were standing there holding Herman.

by Stonktopus August 17, 2022

uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.

We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat

by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023

Hermafadies

A mysterious and magestic being. Hermafadies is said to be the god of goats. His glowing irises burn with intensity such as the yellow sun. His musclar yet vibrant hooved legs allow him to travel for miles in a blink of an eye. His first sighting was in Saudi Arabia; were he fed many Saudi Arabians with his enchanted breast milk. Daily offerings, such as corn and honey, will please Hermafadies, he shall appear and cleanse thy unwashed minds.

"Traveling across the harsh desert; I had nothing to survive but the turbin on my head and the enchanted milk given to me by Hermafadies; I owe my life to him/her"

by Zimbala July 30, 2009