hippo fucking

When one is so desperate that they feel the need to resort to fucking a hippo.

Serj- "Daron! Groupies!"
Daron- "Are they hot?"
Serj- "...Dude, I'd fuck a hippo right now. I don't care!"

by Urine May 12, 2003

hippo hunter

2. (noun) also any persons actively seeking out fat women/men for sex.

Charles is the master hippo hunter, he can get any one of them with ease.

by Dimebag_Daniel September 30, 2005

hippoclit

1. A woman with a very large clitoris.
2. A fat and bitchy hypocrite.

1. Don't worry, sounds like she had a hippoclit, no wonder she couldn't feel anything down there.
2. You're such a hippoclit, insulting people for doing something and then doing the same thing later on.

by sonapers July 7, 2011

Happy Hippo

a chinese who thinks they are white

dude look at that chinese person over there
they are such an Happy Hippo

by catherine123456 May 29, 2007

hippo

A really epic guy who can paddle like a mother fucker and make you the happiest person ever....a hippo's advice is the most valid advice someone could recieve. Someone that doesnt realize how good of a person he is. Doesnt realize how many people look up to him, and would do anything for him. A best friend, an older brother, life-long friend.

Danny is a hippo!

by Monkey girls January 24, 2009

hippo

hippo is a nickname you give someone who is a complete hypocrite. they preech to you about something so uncool so intensly, and do that exact uncool thing. this nick works even better if they're starting to grow a double chin

Hey Hippo. How's it hangin?

by SpotMaster April 18, 2007

hungry hippo

The alternate definition only tells half the story; this big-boned female will get a taste of the cock, but then her hunger will overtake her. She'll rip off the penis, chomp into the hip, rip off your legs and put 'em in BBQ sauce, then put the rest of you in a deep fryer.

What the HELL are you doing you hungry hippo? AUUGHH MY PENIS.... AUUGHHH MY HIPS.... AUGHH MY LEGS.... NOT THE DEEP FRYER...! AUUUUGHHHHH....

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007