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Hentai

Porn, but with anime bitches, making it ten times better.
Hentai is love, Hentai is life.
by Red010 April 18, 2018
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Heintz

Someone who has an ultra heightened sense of hearing and has close bonds with animals. Are usually vegetarians or vegans. Enjoys music and in most cases are musically talented.
What are those other ppl talking about?" other guy shrugs "Why would I know?" first guy turns to him "Because you are a heintz!
by Gildedpaw August 25, 2010
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Midget hentai BDSM porno

Midget hentai BDSM porno is a very specific type of pornography. You usually watch it to either creme a fast one or for the fun of it
Dude if we're going to play kiks can we please watch Midget hentai BDSM porno?
by CRCN December 6, 2019
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Henis

Henis is many things
You see an ugly chick, Danm shes henis.
Your friend tells you a bad story, You reply henis.
Instead of saying Bundy say henis, FUCK YOUR HENIS.
Car breaks down, oh henis.
Bad wardrobe, My clothes are henis
by King_B104 November 17, 2019
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Hentai'd

In the multiplayer zombie apocalypse game Left 4 Dead, a player who is strangled by a Smoker should always be referred to as having been hentai'd. In reference to the tentacle rape scenes found in most hentai movies.
"Oh man, Zoey just got hentai'd."
or
"Fuck, help, I'm being hentai'd!"
by Iblis-Zoey April 1, 2009
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hentai

Drawn porn. They've got all kinds of weird shit happening in and out. Tentacles, aliens, incest etc. In Japan, it simply means "pervert" (well, from what I've been told and read).

Really decent (save for yeah, those other weird types that utterly destroy your sanity if watched for long) as long as you don't start dreaming of those drawn girls, or you'll be digging your own grave.

It's interesting and in a way stimulating. I repeat again: As long as you realize that some weird shit there won't come true, the girls are JUST drawn, the body figures are out of rational proportion and not live in that "drawn" world it's all fine.

There are also dating sims out there and like previously mentioned, are sim-girl -related (Guy meets a lot of girls and screws them all then weird shit happens at the end). However, some do have stories. These games focus more on how to attain the girl in a focused manner without getting too much sex in between (I mean only at the end or if your "chosen path" is the girl you are pursuing; Even at the middle, you'll get laid. Easy shit, CAN be possible, but mostly impossible unless.. I don't know). Not only these sim-girled games focus on one girl, but focus on the whole story in general. All games (H-games) have different genres. Worth your time if you really don't have anything to do, or just want something else to meddle with.

All in all, hentai's good to a degree. Great alternative for real porn. Just realize none of those shit will happen in real life.
Guy 1: Want to watch hentai?
Guy 2: Er.. maybe some other time. I've got a date from our classroom.

Geek: Wow! that hentai is VERY VERY GOOOOOOOD. *drool*
Decent guy: Hey, don't tell me you're taking that drawn shit seriously.
Geek: What did you say?! Are you bashing the almighty hentai?!
Decent Guy: No. I have seen and enjoyed it. Maybe you need to get a fix pal. Those shit ain't real.
Geek: *sob* Why must you destroy my fantasies?!?!
Decent Guy: Whatever. They're good in their own way. Just not wholly worth fantsizing for in general however.
by Welp June 11, 2004
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hentai

Hentai is essentially animated pornography that often involves monsters and many, many penis tipped tentacles that magically extend from just about anything the animators want it to. Shoving random materials into various orrifices is also quite frequently seen.
Bible Black, Night Shift Nurses, Beast City.

OMG PLUTONIUM BUKKAKE ATTACK!
by Jonathan Singh May 13, 2005
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