Homework husband

A guy in your class whom you befriend with the intention of having them do your homework. The relationship remains light and ambiguous, meeting for lunch but never dinner. They continue to complete assignments for you with the hopes of going out or getting together at some point.
"This chem class is so hard, thank god for my homework husband"
by loftcrew April 26, 2017
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Office Husband

A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.
by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
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marine husband

A man with such loyalty and respect that even after his wife spends 9 months away fighting to keep this country safe, he never once approaches anothe. A man who is strong enough to work two jobs, raise his kids, and love his wife 10000 miles away.
The marine husband works at the 7 day and the mcdonalds, makes it to his kids soccer games, and never once waivered from his wives side while she was serving over seas.
by JJGYET March 15, 2015
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Dio's Husband

"Wow, is that Ben Shapiro?"
"Yeah, I heard he's Dio's husband."
by Professional Jotaro Simp July 30, 2021
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Huberman Husband

A husband who actively follows protocols based around peer-reviewed science in their daily life mainly from the Dr Andrew Huberman podcast.

This includes 20 minutes of morning sunlight, cold exposure, a myriad of supplements, sleeping with mouth tape, etc.

If all protocols are followed work and relationships will have to be squeezed in.
by too_hot_to_handle November 06, 2023
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husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.
I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.
by falcoiii July 05, 2016
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