Hitch-cock

When you have such a large erection that you don't need a belt because your pants are very hitched.

Man that girl is so hot! She gave me hitch-cock!

by N1k94 March 23, 2009

Hobitch

A bitch that is also a hoe. Someone that has been acting pussy lately.

You's a hobitch, son. Step up the plate instead of talking.

by ~Smoqe~ November 26, 2002

hitch in the giddyup

The catchall phrase used to describe an anomaly in physical behavior that is typically related to the aging process. Can also be applied to the thought process in certain individuals.

Honey, Mommy just can't get up as quickly as you do because she's got a hitch in the giddyup.

by sanduski June 30, 2009

Hotching

To move oneself horizontally across an inanimate object e.g. a bed without the use of arms or legs

Actor 1: *Hotching away nonchalently in his sleep*

Actor 2: "Stop hotching up the bed its gonna break!"

Narrator: A loud *snap* sound echoes through the room

Actor1: *Falls to the floor in a bumbling fashion*

by keeperpeeper March 8, 2010

hitchcock

The act of stealthily and creepily sneaking up on a female significant other or any female for that matter (if one is ultra weird and/or psychopathic) while she is in the shower and urninating on her. If this can be accomplished with the Psycho sound track playing in the background and in Norman Bates attire, the better.

"I totally hitchcocked the entire cheerleading team from the ventilation duct of the girl's locker room last Friday."

"Wow, that's pretty sweet, but speaking of, I hitchcocked your sister last weekend..and the weird part is I think she liked it."

"You Fucker, I'm so going to hitchcock all over your face!"

"Dude, you can't hitchcock another guy. That's just gay."

by Edward Vaginus Cullen November 22, 2009

Hitchcock situation

Referencing a previous lover becoming "Psycho", sans the shower scene.

John is laying low to avoid his Hitchcock situation; corn doesn't even stalk like this bitch.

by Ralo January 14, 2008

dirty hitchiker

when a guy sticks his thumb up a girls ass and gets shit all over it

i dirty hitchiker this girl yesterday and my thumb still smells!

by April482589654 January 1, 2009