grunked

Act of consuming large quanities of alcohol at a diffent date in time...

We went out and drank last night and we got beyond sober

by Ty March 6, 2004

Grunk

1.) Elderly people who are drunk beyond their limit. (Grandparent + Crunked)

2.) When you consume large enough quantities of alcohol that you enter a state where you fall and cant get up, need adult diapers, and have trouble getting an erection, much like a Grandparent.

Damn, I got grunk last night! I pissed my pants and couldnt get it up.

by B. Hurk February 18, 2009

grunkle

A man who has had relationships or relations with both your aunt AND your grandmother. Your uncle, AND your grandpa. Thus, grunkle.

"Uncle Rob is dating grandma now, he's your grunkle"
"I don't want to go to Christmas dinner, grunkle Rob creeps me out"

by leahmarie8390 April 29, 2009

grunk

the unstable and highly dangerous state of an out-of-control ginger - and therefore soulless - person under the influence of alcohol. The ginger's crotch actually burns more violently whilst 'grunk', resulting in uncontrollable sexual urges of which unconcious mingers are often victim.

Hodgo: "why the hell does that stupid ginger keep smelling his fingers?"
Darryl: "hes clearly grunk, didnt you see him drag that passed out whale off into the shadows?"

by bigredranga July 27, 2007

Grundig

a word to describe a person who is scared to ask people awkward questions, likes it kinky, usually is pretty hilarious, likes it when people jack off and is just a pretty cool person.

woah!, this person was such a grundig when he asked me if i have ever jacked off in a kitchen!

by lalalalalalalalla September 7, 2007

Grundies

Older underwear reserved by women for *that* week of the month.

Janet kept her grundies buried under the nicer stuff in her her sock drawer.

by EVilw June 21, 2008

Gruntilda

Taking a shit and/or diarreah on a girls' head and then rubbing the excrement-covered cranium on the floor like a broom.

Yo I totally gave Dereks' mom a Guntilda last night.

Aw shit Norma wanted a Gruntilda soo bad, but i gave her a piledriver instead.

by dfreshhh October 24, 2008