Gruntilda

The evil witch from Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie. Tries to kidnap Banjo's younger sister in Banjo Kazooie, and when foiled, comes back for revenge in Banjo Tooie.

"Run away! Gruntilda is coming baaaack!"

Gruntilda by alexanspaugh July 5, 2005

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Gruntilda

Taking a shit and/or diarreah on a girls' head and then rubbing the excrement-covered cranium on the floor like a broom.

Yo I totally gave Dereks' mom a Guntilda last night.

Aw shit Norma wanted a Gruntilda soo bad, but i gave her a piledriver instead.

Gruntilda by dfreshhh October 24, 2008

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Gruntilda • Gruntildatronathan • gruntellapathy

Gruntildatronathan

A giant dump that involves grunting. The word is a portmanteau of Gruntilda (the witch from the Banjo-Kazooie series), tron (to make it seem more robotic) and Johnathan (just to make it a little bit longer).

I am honking out a THICK gruntildatronathan.

Gruntildatronathan by Atlantavlad January 22, 2022

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gruntellapathy

grunting at an anonymous person whilst reading there mind about there sexual activites

AGHHH YEAH GRUNTELLAPATHY IS GOOOOOD

gruntellapathy by Jimmy Graville November 23, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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