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Taking a shit and/or diarreah on a girls' head and then rubbing the excrement-covered cranium on the floor like a broom.
Yo I totally gave Dereks' mom a Guntilda last night.

Aw shit Norma wanted a Gruntilda soo bad, but i gave her a piledriver instead.
Gruntilda by dfreshhh October 24, 2008

Gruntildatronathan 

A giant dump that involves grunting. The word is a portmanteau of Gruntilda (the witch from the Banjo-Kazooie series), tron (to make it seem more robotic) and Johnathan (just to make it a little bit longer).
I am honking out a THICK gruntildatronathan.
Gruntildatronathan by Atlantavlad January 22, 2022

gruntellapathy 

grunting at an anonymous person whilst reading there mind about there sexual activites
AGHHH YEAH GRUNTELLAPATHY IS GOOOOOD
gruntellapathy by Jimmy Graville November 23, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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