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Glock Rocket

Someone who plays video games online and their main objective is to piss other players off to the point where they want to rip their own pubes out. They do this by doing annoying things such as n00b tubing, stabbing, using rocket launchers, camping, or running around with pistols.
I hate when a Glock Rocket camps at our spawn points!!!
by CallMeACamper November 22, 2010
mugGet the Glock Rocketmug.

Glock bite

This is also known as "slide bite". It occurs when a moron fires any semi-automatic handgun and has his/her thumb too high up on the back of the weapon and when the trigger is pulled the person gets his/her thumb, or thumb region of their hand injured (usually a laceration) by the action of the slide. Glock Bite refers to when it is a Glock firearm being used by an idiot, and the idiot gets his/her hand injured.
John: Dude, lets go to the range again. I want to buck your Glock.

Joe: No numbnuts, I thought you would have had enough after that case of Glock Bite you got last time.
by Miamiwhitey January 8, 2010
mugGet the Glock bitemug.

Glock 7

This is a fake model used named in DieHard 2. It doesn't exist, regardless what the pinhead above says.
I believe everything they say in the movies, because I am a Glock 7
by nostar November 9, 2010
mugGet the Glock 7mug.

Glock cock

When you girlfriend mistaken your glock for a cock
Dam that's a big cock you have erm... thats my glock cock sarah
by Connor scoogle June 4, 2018
mugGet the Glock cockmug.

smoke glock

smoke glock a just fired gun, smoking gun. Glock is a semi-auto hand gun, usually a 9MM.
JayZ song Hard Knock Life: From the dope spot, with the smoke glock/ Fleeing the murder scene,
by Gryphcat November 1, 2013
mugGet the smoke glockmug.

glock stomp

to kill or beat anyone in a video game, especially in call of duty four.
I just glock stomped you.
yea but yer still losing by 50 points.
by Tjtjtj May 14, 2008
mugGet the glock stompmug.

glock dick

Usually assisted by drinking or doing cocaine, the act of having sex with a girl more than 30 times in one night
Jack got Glock dick and fucked Jill 78 times!
by Titties1993 February 2, 2017
mugGet the glock dickmug.

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