Glock Moment

When another person does something so mind-numbingly stupid that whipping out a glock and busting some caps is simply the only way to handle it

This morning my neighbor asked me if I had a case of the mondays...now that's a glock moment if I ever saw one.

by eastofwest January 21, 2012

Glock bite

This is also known as "slide bite". It occurs when a moron fires any semi-automatic handgun and has his/her thumb too high up on the back of the weapon and when the trigger is pulled the person gets his/her thumb, or thumb region of their hand injured (usually a laceration) by the action of the slide. Glock Bite refers to when it is a Glock firearm being used by an idiot, and the idiot gets his/her hand injured.

John: Dude, lets go to the range again. I want to buck your Glock.

Joe: No numbnuts, I thought you would have had enough after that case of Glock Bite you got last time.

by Miamiwhitey January 08, 2010

Glock 7

This is a fake model used named in DieHard 2. It doesn't exist, regardless what the pinhead above says.

I believe everything they say in the movies, because I am a Glock 7

by nostar November 08, 2010

Glock cock

When you girlfriend mistaken your glock for a cock

Dam that's a big cock you have erm... thats my glock cock sarah

by Connor scoogle May 10, 2018

smoke glock

smoke glock a just fired gun, smoking gun. Glock is a semi-auto hand gun, usually a 9MM.

JayZ song Hard Knock Life: From the dope spot, with the smoke glock/ Fleeing the murder scene,

by Gryphcat November 02, 2013

glock stomp

to kill or beat anyone in a video game, especially in call of duty four.

I just glock stomped you.
yea but yer still losing by 50 points.

by Tjtjtj May 14, 2008

glock dick

Usually assisted by drinking or doing cocaine, the act of having sex with a girl more than 30 times in one night

Jack got Glock dick and fucked Jill 78 times!

by Titties1993 December 19, 2016