garticles

the feeling of knowing a certain person doesn't belong in the place they are in

When a carrot goes to the beach, but finds a arabian sausage chef, he feels the garticles.

by bartholemew wang! April 18, 2008

Gartch

More often than not, used as a Noun: "to Gartch"; i.e. to moan, gripe, whinge, whine, or inanely ramble with blatant disregard for the public at large. Generally, if one uses the word "Gartch", one would be derogatorily speaking about an unpleasant humanoid that is "pissing you off" massively by talking "shite".

Please note: The noun form of gartch can easily be used as a present continuous verb, or a proper noun. QQQ.

Gartch. You know it.

E.g.

Clerk 1: "What's this knob head GARTCHING on about?!!!!"

Clarky 2: "Dunno, mate. He's just being a proper GARTCHER."

by Ptuqfjyferzs December 6, 2012

garthpocalypse

The traffic caused by Garth Brooks being in yo city.

"Wait, he's doing two shows back to back!? One group's coming while the other is leaving!? That will cause gridlock!"
"Shit man, that's Garthpocalypse"

by Kicks777 March 5, 2015

narfle the garthog

to suck the big one

life really narfles the garthog

by poverty sucks April 30, 2004

narfel the garthok

To suck a penis, give a blowjob, perform a BJ

I got my Girl friend to narfel the garthok last night

by John426 May 28, 2008

gartner

goofball, continuer of the name 'fauna' worry wart and enjoys very much the saying 'excellent'

look at that gartner over there worrying about if she's feminine enough

by Jill heath August 21, 2006

gartian

Origin: Aimee


Red monster that little girls like.
The only forcefield that can contain them is a spaghetti suace jar.

Daddy look its the gartian " He's Cool "

by Tra la la December 27, 2004