Gartch 

More often than not, used as a Noun: "to Gartch"; i.e. to moan, gripe, whinge, whine, or inanely ramble with blatant disregard for the public at large. Generally, if one uses the word "Gartch", one would be derogatorily speaking about an unpleasant humanoid that is "pissing you off" massively by talking "shite".

Please note: The noun form of gartch can easily be used as a present continuous verb, or a proper noun. QQQ.

Gartch. You know it.

E.g.

Clerk 1: "What's this knob head GARTCHING on about?!!!!"

Clarky 2: "Dunno, mate. He's just being a proper GARTCHER."

Gartch by Ptuqfjyferzs December 6, 2012

Gartch 

A stand-in for most swears. I.E. "Fuck you" > "Gartch you"

Kid 1 "Mrs. Alice is gartching annoying"
Kid 2 "Yeah, shes a real pain in the gartch"

Gartch by I HATE ALEXTHEBUG December 19, 2023

garth webb secondary school

Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.

Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit

garth webb secondary school by Qewtji February 20, 2017

Garthok 

Animal on Coneheads that Beldar Conehead has to narfle.
Garthok Weakness: Golf Club Like weapons

Beldar Conehead must "Narfle the Garthok"!

Garthok by Scott "Colonel K-Train" September 12, 2005

Gnarfle the Garthok 

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

Gnarfle the Garthok by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

Garthy Point 

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.

Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!

Garthy Point by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014

Garth Hill College 

Garth Hill College is a school ran by Keith the Chief. Year 6s come here looking like Mormons and end up leaving like sluts. Teachers screaming through a megaphone"WALK ON THE RIGHTTTTT" and yet when they do they full down the stairs. Oh and when walking up the stairs, DONT LOOK UP, otherwise you're gonna see about 20 girls asses at once. Food fights happen regularly, teachers are bin divers, windows get smashed on a daily. The field at garth is a socialising area for all the smokers and druggies. No perfumes or deodorant is allowed so the teachers at garth stink coz they don't wash at home coz they get paid a shit salary and sprays were the only way they could hide the smell. Garth is a motive everyday if you want to see fights, teachers crying, food being belted around the school, condoms being blown into balloons, being searched by police on a daily for carrying a comb and CCTV cameras used for the head teachers personal gain to stalk kids that have caught his eye. In Conclusion... if you go to garth, you're going to a link up at school . :)

Kid 1: What school are you going to for Secondary?
Kid 2: Garth Hill College
Kid 1: Oh you mean the prison site over there?
Kid 2: Yeah

Garth Hill College by ISurvivedGarthHillCollege October 2, 2019